A SMALL PANDA. A VERY BIG OIL PROBLEM.

SMALL PANDA.
BIG OIL.✳

The chillest creature on earth.
The least chill oil empire.
Follow the panda. Find the crude.

FOLLOW THAT PANDA ↓
OFFICIAL CONTRACT ADDRESS

COMING SOON

EST. 2026100%
PANDA
ENERGY0% BORING
YOUR COMPANION IS READYSCROLL TO BEGIN THE EXPEDITION ↓01 — 04
01 / MEET YOUR OPERATORNO SUIT. JUST A HARD HAT.

BUILT DIFFERENT.
MOSTLY ROUND.

Some chase candles. Some chase clout.
This little guy found oil.

One very calm panda. An unreasonable amount of ambition. An entire world to explore with you.

02 / THE ROLLERCOASTERHE DOESN’T TRADE IT. HE RIDES IT.

OIL GOES UP.
PANDA GOES WHEEE.

Real oil prices. A very unserious passenger.
Keep scrolling. Our operator is taking
the scenic route to the oilfields.

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CRUDE OIL / WTIWEST TEXAS INTERMEDIATE · USD / BARREL
SAVED HISTORY
$91.48↘ -8.30% / 90DSep 1, 2026
60718394105Jun 3Jul 6Aug 4Sep 1
↓ SCROLL TO RIDE THE PRICEFRED / U.S. EIA ↗
Daily spot prices, published with a delay. Not a live trading feed. Latest observation: 2026-09-01.
UPHILL? LITTLE LEGS.DOWNHILL? ABSOLUTELY NO BRAKES. ↘
03 / THE BARON BEHIND THE BARRELSASK THE PANDA. HE WAS THERE.

FROM A NAP.
TO AN EMPIRE.

A fictional oil baron with real main-character energy.

THE ACCIDENTAL BARON

He went looking for a warm puddle and found a neglected oilfield. One rusty pumpjack, an oversized hard hat and a wildly inflated sense of responsibility later, Crude Panda was born.

↖ THE PANDA WILL TELL YOU HIS SIDE.
THE RESERVE

42 US GALLONS.

One standard barrel of oil. A lot to carry when your legs are this short.

ASK PANDA ↗
THE WORLD

REAL DATA. PIXEL DIRT.

Follow daily WTI prices, then clock into a free browser arcade. The barrels you earn are game points.

ASK PANDA ↗
THE MEME

OIL-BARON ENERGY.

The oil empire is the story. No claim of petroleum backing, oil ownership or barrel redemption.

ASK PANDA ↗
Oil facts: U.S. EIA ↗ · Price history: FRED ↗
04 / THE COINOFFICIAL DETAILS LAND HERE.

THE NEXT
BIG LITTLE THING.

COMING SOON

The panda has a world. Next comes its coin.
Follow Crude Panda on X for official updates.

CRUDE PANDA / LAUNCH BOARD ● IN THE PIPELINE
TICKERComing soon
NETWORKComing soon
TOTAL SUPPLYComing soon
TOKENOMICSComing soon
OFFICIAL CONTRACT ADDRESS

Coming soon

CHART ↗X / TWITTER ↗

HOW TO JOIN THE CREW

  1. 01 / FOLLOW THE LAUNCH

    Follow @CrudePanda on X for official announcements.

  2. 02 / CHECK THE DETAILS

    Confirm the announced network and contract.

  3. 03 / COPY THE CONTRACT

    Use BUY to copy the official address when it is available.

03 / CLOCK IN. DIG IN.YOUR SHIFT STARTS HERE.
FREE TO PLAY · NO WALLET NEEDED

THE DAILY
GRIND.

He’s done watching oil.
Now he wants to find some.
60 seconds. 250 barrels. You’re in charge.

EMPLOYEES
ONLY ↓
▦ PANDA DRILL CO.● ● ●OIL RUSH v.01
BARRELS000 / 250
TIME LEFT00:60
DRILL ENERGY
SECTOR 04 — PANDA BASIN↓ THE GOOD STUFF IS UNDERGROUND
INSERT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

OIL RUSHLET’S GET FILTHY.

Dig through dirt. Find oil pockets. Dodge tough rock.

◆ OIL +25✦ GOLD +50+ FUEL +20
ARROWS / WASD TO MOVE & DRILL · SPACE TO DIG DOWN
YOUR SHIFT. YOUR OIL.
PERSONAL BEST 0 BBL
HOW TO BECOME BIG OIL

Move into a block to drill it. Dirt takes 2 hits. Rock takes 3.
Oil earns barrels. Fuel keeps you going. Your best stays on this device.

JUST A GAME. NO TOKEN REWARDS OR PURCHASES.